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Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.
Soooo beware they can get very horny at night
P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
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(verb). the act of ejaculating on a bald woman's head.
Damn that girl's hot, too bad she's bald.
Fuck it, I'll give her a shiny cueball
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To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.
That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.
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A boy whose face is so oily, it emits a scrumtrelesent shine, that can either be used to reduce copious amounts of head on beer or to continuously freak out and creep on women throughout the night.
Damn, shiny face, aka kevin, is so oily, you could use his face as a "slip'n'slide"!!!! -what a freak!
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(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
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(n.) a bitchy girl (usually Caucasian blonde), somewhat attractive, or cakes on the makeup to make it seem as though she's attractive. Usually wearing something designer (Tory Burch, Chanel etc.) iPhone and BMW keys in hand. Shiny girls have a sense of entitlement and usually have no knowledge of the world around them including pop culture, politics, or important world problems.
The concert was fun until that shiny girl cut you off.
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