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Masturbating silently
She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.
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Man, a silent hater is just one of those dudes who stop by your house and they are all like, sitting in a clawed armchair, sippin' on their drinky-drink and just straight up muggin'! I know you know what I'm talking about. They just use their silence as another way of imposing their superiority.
Dude, this brother has just been hating on our joint all night! He's a silent hater to the fullest.
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A man that's quiet, A man that does his talking on the basketball court, A man that blocks out all the hate, A man that Respects Everyone, A man that Prays for everyone , and a man that handles his Business.
We call him "Silent Shooter" because when he shoots it's silent.
It’s like a lick but silent. Instead of stealing, say, the televisions and computers out of someone’s house or, say, the money and dry cleaning out of someone’s car, you just steal a few rolls of paper towels, maybe some spoons, some pens and sticky notes, and a battery out of the back of their garage clickers. This way no one will likely ever know that you have robbed them. You get the fruits of your labor, and you also get the mental security that comes from knowing that it is likely that no one is looking for you. Additionally, it will likely provide you the satisfaction of having outwitted those you have robbed and the entire system put in place to deter and punish robbers, which is surely a testament to your own mental superiority.
Significant other: Where were you last night? You came home so late.
: I hit a lick.
S/o: Oh, no, honey! What if they find you? What will become of the kids and me?
: Don’t worry. It was a silent lick. I just took a stack of paper plates and a gallon of milk for us.
S/o: Oh…
a person who doesn't like to socialise or speak out in public.
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word
don't be a silent jay, speak up!
when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.
Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!
Other guys: yeah!!!!!
Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!
*silent moment*
from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie
Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?
Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.
*silent moment*
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when your fart is silent but smells like complete shit - maria yacovelli
Ooh that one was silent but deadly .