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5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band.
Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds.
I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.
Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy?
Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd
Bob: ...
Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*
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in my world, they are the most whining bastards i have ever heard of them. they couldn't sing to save their lives. and what's really sad is that their fans are obsessed over the band members and how hot they are, instead of their actually music. get over yourselves! they have theirt own lives and you have your own!
meanwhile...
their songs are soooo whiny and Pierre (who many girls fantasize living their lives with- and are mainly preteens) can't make any songs if he tried his hardest neither can Chuck or anyone else in the band. they just might as well hire a songwriter
-Man, did you hear that one, new Simple Plan song? About how life was unfair?
-Sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy waxing my own butt and my dog's
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A "rock/punk" (so theyre called...) band from Canada who hav nothing better to do than whinge and whine about their lives. Their lives are probably a hell of a lot better than lots of other peoples, being millionares and everything, but they whine anyway..
Immm sorrry I cannnt be peeerrrfeccct (Damn straight!)
Welcome to my life! (No thanks!)
Just shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, dont wanna hear you.. (I dont want to hear YOU, Simple Plan!)
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Whiny boy band who label themselves "punk". WTF? The Red Hot Chili Peppers are more "punk" than them, and RHCP aren't even punk! Geez!
And all my friends rekon the lead singers hot! Grossout! Axl Rose looks like a Calvin Klien model next to him!
80's Metal/heavy metal beats simple plan's ass!
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annoying band, that all they do is whine about shit and they suck and have no talent
simple plan sucks
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Lamest band on earth, they suck beyond comprehension. while the millions record companies spend millions on these middle class whingers they could be restoring infrastructure to africa or helping to eraidacate world debt, but noooo they wanna fund some whinging,(left) ball sucking, losers.
Dumbass whinger: OMG i looove simple plan, how awesome and deep is the plight of their eternal torture form that is their lives, i can totally relate to it
Me: (starts to shudder violently) a...but...they...how could anyone....like...(head explodes as a result of being unable to comprehend how anyone is stupid enough to like a band that gay)
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The worst band in the history of the universe. They are so fucking retarded, I would much rather listen to Britney Spears and thats saying summin'. They can't play, can't sing and their lyrics are so clichèd its unbearable, and I come up with lines like "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare" when I am bored and write stupid poems. They have no talent and do not deserve to use this worlds' precious oxygen. They have no idea of what a "bad life" is cos they think its bad that we have to go to school and go through having no friends, get the fuck over it, stupid rejects! Their fans are just useless poser emo kids who just got dumped too.I hate simple plan
emo kid: I just bought the new simple plan cd!!!
me: what on purpose!?
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