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Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.

JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. โ€œJC bro you got a foamer Simpson.โ€

by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023


Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

by Fearman February 24, 2008

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Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

189๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.

Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.

by www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee January 12, 2005

1186๐Ÿ‘ 263๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.

"It was acid reflux!"

by SgtSalad November 22, 2004

868๐Ÿ‘ 191๐Ÿ‘Ž


OJ Simpson

Nigga that got away.

"I killed my wife" - Oj Simpson.

by KML09 December 28, 2009

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Ashley Simpson

the act of lip synching

she pulled an Ashley Simpson

by Mr Twirly June 5, 2005

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