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An Olympic sport for rodents
Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!
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Making a street spot nearly impossible to skate like putting a fence around a gap, or putting nubbs on a rail.
the Taco Bell gap is skate proofed some jerk off put a fence around it.
Whoever came up with skateproofing needs to die slow.
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Alternatively spelled "skatard" but usually isn't spelled that way because stupid people usually mispronounce it.
Someone who took up skateboarding simply because it's the only thing that'll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. Even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc...
After establishing his "skater" title, he suddenly thinks his penis grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his balls gained 2 pounds in weight. In reality, however, he's still fuck-ugly, five foot four, can't skate very well, has a dick the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but piss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like BEFORE he took up skateboarding.
Of course, this all isn't limited to skating. It's also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.
"That skate-tard Derek gave me a nasty mean face the other day, so I knocked him out, shat on his face and threw him in a dumpster"
"Good stuff."
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to leave unexpected, or to just leave in general
Why is he skating out on me?
Don't just skate out from the party?
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A term for smoking and/or being high on crystal meth (ie. Ice) that's designed to confuse cops and sober white people.
Victor went Ice Skating then broke into his parents house and stole their TV.
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Fags that hang around skate parks and four stairs that stand around in their unscathed etnies that they picked up at their local zumies. Also, they wear their "ganster" baggy dc shirts that have a huge tear in the side of them. And when it comes to tricks, dont even try to get them to do one that wasnt created by mike vallaley cuz they dont know any other ones. I mean theyll sit there and flip their boards this way and that to try to get you to believe that they can do something but they really cant.
Finally the best way to spot a poser is the way over excessive use of cuss words. Ussualy they use two strong ones next to each other and sounds totally rediculous. This could be combos such as fck ass or sht fck.
The best way to take care of a poser is to call him out. He will imedietly shut up and leave you alone.
Poser- SHIT!! I cant land this boardslide cuz the rail is gay! Fuck this pussy ass shity tit skateboard!
Ok decent skater- well i may not be the best but at least i dont run my mouth and dress like a homeless douche bag! That kid is such a poser! (skate poser)
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A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.
Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!
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