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skateboarder

Assholes that hangs around stores dressed in clothes so shitty I think they soak it in the toilet before wearing it, and vandalise shit so that other kid, including so called wiggers (word I think to be offensive for hip-hop kids, but mainly for black people) get a fucking cold welcome in fucking stores because the assholes that got there before them tryied everything but didn't bought nothing. Just try buying a gold ring with your pants down your butt and a long t-shirt. Fucking ''funny'' how the salesperson anwser you, isn't it? Everytime I see shit like that, I think ''stupid ass cunts'' (no offense to women). And there probalby all gay (no offense to gays, just a way to describe them) and need to be ten to one to even have a small chance of scaring somebody with their 90 pounds of shit and their brown t-shirt. Of course, there are still real skateboarder, doing that sport for fun, not for fame and ''style''. And also, it's also the fault of these ''wiggers'' (the ones that run around sayin' thing like ''foe shizzle my nizzle''). I wear hip hop clothes, but I don't say the N-word (with or without black people in the room) and I understand that I'm white (something that seems hard to understand for some crazy assholes). One lat thing, it's usualy not hip-hop kids who dis skateboarder, it's normaly the other way around at the start. We just respond.

Ok, enough dissing these bitches, better go study, a thing skateboarders usualy don't do, as they all fail in school and shit.

These pink and brown wearing assholes took my money!!! Get him officers!
Hurry up, the chief will give us a bonus, he's a skateboarder!

The world like it should be.

by I hate these skateboarder motherfuckers!!! August 22, 2006

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skateboarding

for faggits who can't take the slams of a rollerblader

what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers

by AdamW August 20, 2006

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skateboard

Stupid thing people use when they hate life. Also consist of lame ass clothing.

I hate life I'm gonna go skateboard

by UNCTarHeel612 January 31, 2005

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skateboarding

Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.

"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"

by B-rent15 September 27, 2007

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skateboarding

Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...

examples are flipping stupid

skateboarding

by guyguyguyguy December 23, 2006

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skateboarder

(1)One who wastes money on a wooden board with wheels mounted on the bottom of it.

(2)One who rides around on a skateboard, thinking they're either cool, hot, or better than everyone else. These kids usually smoke pot and grow their hair into an unruly and/or ugly style. Skateboarders are known for wearing shirts that advertise skateboarding companies and/or counterfiet Ralph Lauren polo shirts. They can usually be seen around wearing various ugly styles of hats. Some wear beanies (making it look as if they're of Jewish origin), baseball caps (making it look like they know what baseball is), or skateboard brand hats. Some of the skateboard brand hats resemble baseball caps or even hats of communist leaders, such as Chiang Kai-Shek. These "skateboarders" usually associate themselves with be able to get hot girls, although not all are successful. They also are known for: having nothing better to do but to skate around on streets, smoking pot, destroying stuff, advertising symbols of anarchy, creating low budget skate teams, bothering girls, and/or thinking they are better than anyone one else at skateboarding.
(3) One and/or a group of retards who consider(s) skateboarding to be a sport, although it is definitely not.
(4) Professional Skateboarders who are famous for skateboarding. A Skateboarder is not the ordinary middle school/high school fag who think they are a skateboarder.
(5)Posers

Tony Hawk is a skateboarder.
Joe Schmo, who is in 10th grade, is not a skateboarder, unless he has been nationally recognized for his talents.

John's a skateboarder because he thinks it is a sport. John is also a retard who cannot make the modified basketball team...

by Tony Hawk April 1, 2005

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Skateboard

u no when that guy w/ tthe mukllet does that stuf when he goes enamonachoona and he ya "hey boys" "yeah"

stuff does that thing @ the place WA WA

by Robbie April 19, 2003

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