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skeezing

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019


SKEEZE

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.

Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!

by The Mad Professor January 7, 2019


Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020


Skeeze

a bum

whatta skeeze

by Official CV May 2, 2022


Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 13, 2011


Skeeze

A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.

I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze

Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze

by Unkiejay6 May 1, 2021


Poppin a skeez

When a lesbian couple has no sex toys available, so a Wii remote is used for pleasure.

Yo girl I just got a strike in wii bowling while poppin a skeez

by Ishouldgetpaidforthis February 10, 2018