Asian Skills

Anyone can have Asian skills. Asian skills are skills that are out of the ordinary thus being named after the oriental people because Asians are prodigious in every category.

*While playing ping pong*
White dude: Watch my Asian serve I learned on YouTube.
Asian dude: Wow! Asian skills!

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soft skills

The ability to hold a penis in your mouth until it is soft.

This term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person's customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).

Manager: Bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

Worker: My name is Steve.

Manager: Sorry, I couldn't understand you with my penis in your mouth.

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Club Skill

1. A news site similar to that of EuroGamer and IGN, that mainly covers video games and Anime. Also incorrectly known as 'Clubskill'.

2. A type of player attack, with levels, that is used in RPGs such as Final Fantasy XI.

1. "Woah, Club Skill just previewed the new Zelda game!"

2. Player 1 used the Club Skill Shining Strike.

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Skill Quit

Phrase used by noobs in place of "Rage Quit" to make them feel better about themselves.

~Player 1 is about to win~
Player 2 leaves the game.
Player 2: Skill Quit
Player 1: Actually its Rage Quit noob...

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blind skill

Similar to blind luck, but much more skillful.

guy 1: holy shit that was awesome! how did you do that?
guy 2: blind skill.

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Skill Issueing

When you´re currently in the process of having a skill issue

Mythoszka dying on Alomo Offroad Race " im skill issueing so hard "

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Skill Appropriate

Politically correct synonym for "idiot proof" or "fool proof".

We need to make the procedure skill appropriate so that Steve will understand it.

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