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The nefarious Camel Toe, but in the jailbait scenario. Underage girls with tight pants sporting camel toes are considered Slammer Toes because they'll land you in jail.
"Gawd... Check out the slammer toe on that 5th grader. Mm."
"Dude..."
"Pedo-Bear says it's fine! Shut up!"
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The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
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To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis
Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer?
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When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.
Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer
a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations
“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”
A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.
She was a real toe-slammer.
A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.