The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis
Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer?
A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.
I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.
When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.
"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"
When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.
Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer
A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.
She was a real toe-slammer.
To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.
Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.