Smart pretty entertaining doesn’t take bill crap
Sloan is so….. a cool kid
The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.
"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"
"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"
sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.
guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
1. n. A toilet.
2. v. To use the toilet.
1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?
the most poggers person of all time
me : wow herbert sloan is sexy
An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.
Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.