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During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.
She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.
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Fat fucks who dont work out and their rig becomes yuck and fat
"Yo tony what happened to your rig, its heaps sloppy"
"Hey sarah i can see your pussy lips, Fuck off im just a sloppy rig"
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The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.
Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.
After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Musch to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.
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the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat
Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.
When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary
Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.
when a girl gives oral to a male with a mouth full of dip
credit for this goes to the goonz from youtube in particular:
Mcnasty, Blarge, Soup and TheDoo
Bro, I just got a sloppy Dallas from that girl I picked up at the bar last night.
A sloppy rory is a programming error involving a for-loop in which an array variable is re-defined at the beginning of the loop, hence creating an always-empty array at the end of the loop
A: This code doesn't work. It says array length == 1, but it's supposed to be 10!
B: Dude, you've done a sloppy rory, you re-define it at every step!