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sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue August 13, 2013

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Sloppy rig

Fat fucks who dont work out and their rig becomes yuck and fat

"Yo tony what happened to your rig, its heaps sloppy"

"Hey sarah i can see your pussy lips, Fuck off im just a sloppy rig"

by Cuntsmasher July 5, 2012

25πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Sloppy Toe

The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.

Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.

After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Musch to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.

by Ja B. June 21, 2006

51πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


sloppy brompton

the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat

Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.

by gurgleberg July 15, 2011


Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello April 28, 2018


The Sloppy Kylie

When you are making out with someone and they suck on one of your lips making them purple, almost like a lip hickey. This action resembles the Kylie Lip Challenge making your lips larger and darker in color. An unpleasant experience.

"How was the hookup last night"
"It was okay he gave me The Sloppy Kylie and now my lips hurt!"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020


a sloppy dallas

when a girl gives oral to a male with a mouth full of dip

credit for this goes to the goonz from youtube in particular:
Mcnasty, Blarge, Soup and TheDoo

Bro, I just got a sloppy Dallas from that girl I picked up at the bar last night.

by Foxfire_Alastor October 15, 2020