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A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.
I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.
Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.
Unwanted penetration from a sloth.
I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)
someone that looks like Sid from Ice Age
"That looks like Sid the Sloth""Is it Max Benjamin?""yeah""totally"
one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.
hey ma, its a patio sloth.
People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.
“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”
a gang who never, ever gets anything done.
It was such a sloth gang!! They couldn't do anything.
When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.
Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.