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Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you
female: “you know how i do

by madsillybb October 30, 2018

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Slurp ahh

When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.

Becky: "Wow, that new kid is so hot!"
Tina: "OMG, I know!"

Becky: *slurp ahh*

by ThatBlondeable January 5, 2011

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Slurp Juice

One of countless terms for purple drank.

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.

by El ritardo July 19, 2018

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Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys April 13, 2007

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slurp face

Slurp Face: n,

defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.

Girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face

SLURP FACE CONFIRMED

See: the look derp face

by pimperfection October 18, 2015


Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm

Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea

by Blind Indie April 1, 2017


Piss slurp

When you pee on the floor and soak it up with a t shirt and squeeze it into ones mouth.

Erin just gave me a piss slurp!

by Bootysniffer54 March 22, 2021