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Smegma

A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

by smegma master June 10, 2024


Smegma

A play on words, very funny

"Hey Did You Hear of Smegma?"
"What the fuck is Smegma?"
"Smegma ass lmao"

by ShrekWes69 September 27, 2020


Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017


Smegma

The sebaceous cheese like substance that surrounds the head of the penis. When removed from the penis it makes an excellent topping for crackers and bread.

There is lots of smegma around his genitalia after not washing it for weeks

by theICONICshroom21 September 13, 2021


Smegma

The cheese that they sell in my local store.

Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by wendover154 May 6, 2024


Smegma

Morning breakfast

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma

by istriveforporn July 23, 2024


smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.

"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"

by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021