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A particularly aggressive beaner that lives on a shit-hole island out in the middle of Pacific. Hawaiians usually "forget" to shower for days at a time. They are usually found wearing nasty flower shirts and shorts or board shorts that are 56 sizes too big. They have been documented to enter grocery stores, locate pineapples and take them home. Once at home they will cut them up into small chunks, at which time they will snort them up their big fat smelly beaner noses. Once high on pineapple, they WILL try to steal your bike and place it in their garage with all of the rotting surfboards they never use. They are only able to maintain their homes by selling all of the stolen bikes to pawn stars. The most famous smelly hawaiians is the giant douche dog the bounty hunter, who tazes minor criminals after they have given up the fight, once there down they will spray them repeatedly in the face with bear mace.
Those ******** Smelly Hawaiians stole my bike again!
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an unofficial wrestling maneuver of unknown origins that consists of one person restraining another by positioning their face in your armpit. Widely considered to be one of the best demoralizing acts that can be performed on a rowdy acquaintance or a younger sibling. The "smelly nelson" could be placed in a similar category as other demoralizing acts such as wedgies, noogies, swirlies, monkey bites, charlie horses, and purple nurples.
My younger brother Jack tattled on me for sneaking beers out of the fridge so i promptly put him in a smelly nelson to teach him a lesson.
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The area of skin between a man's anus and the base of his scrotum. This area is normally covered in pubic hair, is a deeper, richer colour than the skin found elsewhere on the body, and sweats profusely, quantifying the 'smelly' tag.
The smelly bridge is a very sensitive piece of equipment, and orgasms can be greatly enhanced with a quick flick of a finger or tongue between the arsehole and the sack just before ejaculation.
The biological term for the smelly bridge his perineum, though it is also known as 'The Dark Meat'.
"Don't wipe forwards man, you'll get shit all over your smelly bridge"
"Man, I've been on this exercise bike for over an hour. My smelly bridge must be redder than cajun hot sauce"
Chap 1 - "Hey man, I've started shaving my cock and ballsack, but you know, i jst don't know where to stop"
Chap 2 - "Well I always stop at the smelly bridge"
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when you poop onto a 100 dollar bill and you shove into a girls mouth. Then you ram it down the girl's throat with your cock.
That girl is such a bitch. I want to give her a smelly benjamin so she will know whose boss.
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a smelly emo....smells either of bad B.O. or excessive aftershave
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Friend 1: I have a girlfriend in Canada, but you can never meet her or talk to her because she doesn't have a phone
Friend 2: Hey do you smell that? That smelly smell?
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