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smurf

An individual who transitions their gender to gain an unfair advantage over the opposite gender. This term originated in the gaming community, where proficient players, having reached their skill ceiling, create new accounts known as smurfs to compete against beginners and derive a sense of accomplishment from their victories.

Lia Thomas is such a smurf.

by staaky June 15, 2023

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurfing

the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot

Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?

by lexxilynxx June 25, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

by ToastyBagels6943vr October 13, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.

Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!

by shipleader cat August 17, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurfing

When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.

Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?

by WeekendWarrior22 June 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurfing

A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.

"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"

by Tonya P (blondton13) August 14, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope February 28, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž