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when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*
Man, my girl got me with the snowball surprise last night..
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A 100% win rate tactic used in league of legends, popularized by Johnny. Most often used in conjunction with Volibear, Rammus, Udyr, and Xin Zhao, snowball jungle requires a solo mindset of split push all game. The jungler is required to jungle all game, and in the rare occasion of ganks, the jungler must last hit the kill. Whether the gank is successful or not, taxing your teammates lane is a requirement for success. In order to increase win percentage, you must rush three giants belts and slowly transition to a sunfires cape. Once you have mastered snowball jungle, there is no turning back. You will be eternally cursed with the ability to only play one role, jungle. No matter who calls jungle first, a snowball jungler will always instalock. In the slight chance that snowball is unsuccessful, it is never the snowball jungler's fault. Blaming teammates is the route to snowball jungling mastery. Snowball jungling is a difficult yet rewarding tactic, where true mastery is only possible by Johnny.
Where is my snowball jungle? We can't win without one.
Man, your snowball jungler carried so hard.
If only we had a snowball jungler.
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When a male ejaculates in the female's vagina then performs cunninglus on the female. The female then queefs causing the semen inside the vagina to be expelled into the mouth of the male.
Dude #1: Dude!! I got a vaginal snowball last night!
Dude #2: WTF....Why would you go down on a girl after you jis in her?
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when you jizz in their lovers mouth, male or female, and then the other person spits the jizz into your ass hole, using it as a lubricant to get ur ass fucked and/or fingered.
I'm gonna do the alaskan snowball on u in ur sleep.
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When a male masturbates into a cup and freezes his sperm ( cum). When it's frozen they throw it at others (bystanders) off of a 2nd story or higher building while screaming "CUMBALL FIGHT" OR " SNOWBALLS FIGHT"
Dakota: "Man, I just have my girl a HIGE bruise. I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Ethan: "What!! How!!"
Dakota: " I Ohio Snowballed her accidentally on purpose...'
Ethan: "That's funny and horrible that your gonna be single, dude."
Dakota: "Yeah, and I didn't help that I'm a professional baseball pitcher and my nits are the size of tennis balls!!..."
Ethan: "DDDAAAMMMNN, next time invite me for the avalanche!!"
When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.
Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.
When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos
Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled