Random
Source Code

spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.

Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.

by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010

1👍 13👎


Big V The Fantastic Spartan

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.

You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022


spartan effect

After watching the movie 300(2016), the phase was popularized.

Upon seeing fit people, wanting to look the same, and the inevitable increase in working out.

Wonderwoman gave me the "Spartan effect."

OR

"Wow, what happened to him?"
"Must have been the Spartan Effect after seeing the Olympics "

by MintRose June 3, 2021


spartan high

a school where there are so many groups and cliques you can't even count. but they all come together for football. football is life. Drunk students sections at all the games. Great school. Kinda.

Man that game against Spartan High sucked because we lost. That feaster dude is a beast

by hljofoz December 5, 2015


spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.

I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!

by gennarch December 15, 2018


The Spartan Legion Marching Band

is the #1 HBCU band on the campus of Norfolk State University

The Spartan Legion Marching Band has the best sound in the HBCU BAND WORLD

by QueenQiersten August 25, 2022


Sav A Lot Spartan

Someone who went or goes to Michigan State & works at a low paying job whole trying to make fun of people that didn't go to college, yet still have better paying jobs

Dude is such a Sav A Lot Spartan, get back to stocking those can goods

by TheFader72 July 12, 2024