Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.
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Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.
You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army
A yellow variable that does Sparta remixes.
X Teh Spartan is pretty cool even tho he makes streams almost every weekend.
The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.
Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff
When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.
Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"
To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite
Did you go full spartan rage on her?
Hempstead, New York's one and only Sacred Heart Academy's mascot.
Are you going to see the lady spartans play soccer at their new campus, the Four Sisters Field?