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Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.
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I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.
When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.
John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem
the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video
"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.
Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.
Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.
Jizzing on a girls back and having her roll over on her back with the jizz still there and then she makes snow angels
"I heard Jessica and Michael did a sperm angel last!"
"Really? that's disgusting"