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It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.
*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.
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A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.
Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.
The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.
Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.
Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!
Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?
Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?
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A XXX version to the famous PG-13 Spiderman kiss. Occurs on a bed with the girl facing up and her head hanging off the edge of the bed. The male then stands and receives oral sex while enjoying the re-enactment of the famously made Spiderman kiss scene. Can also can be performed on a table, couch, or any platform at level with the genital area.
1) I'm tired of the same old positions, tonight you should give me Spiderman head!
2) I can't give my boyfriend Spiderman head for more than five minutes because the blood rushes to my head.
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When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"
How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho
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Someone that likes stupid unrealistic fighting movies and shows. They grew up watching things like Spiderman, Star Wars, Dragon Ball, etc. They usually own a toy WWE belt. When they grow up and have kids, they introduce this pop culture to their children, then the cycle continues...
God, he is such a Spiderman Kid.
Look at that Spiderman Kid over there.
Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands
He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman
The super spiderman involves a door frame, a hallway, and fucking a chick on a bed placed close to the door frame. The chick getting fucked has to be laying down on her back, when the man is about to cum he pulls out and runs down the hall way. as he run back towards the room he has to jump and swing from the door frame while masturbating during the swing and while still in air, he must cum shot at the right moment for it to fly and hit the chick in the face.
Guy: *in mid air cums* pulls of the Super Spiderman
Girl: awww u hit me in the eye.
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