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Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
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"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"
A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.
I now better understand how to thrust my wiener into the anus in a more spiritual fashion.
An SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) is when you and a close friend become spiritually linked with your dicks by jacking off at the same time. The highest form of an SDL is when you both jack off and cum at the same time, forming a true and unbreakable bond between the two.
Mark: Wanna have an SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)?
Jacob: Yeah bro I’m down
The upper house of parliament
Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."
or
Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."