Too bad spock dies

You say this when someone gives away the ending of a movie.

Hey, watching star trek 2 huh? Too bad spock dies.

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Reverse Spock Finger Rub

A fingering technique used on women. Women are bent over while the middle and ring finger are inserted while the pinky rubs on the clit.

I gave her that good Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

Hey bro lemme tell you about the Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

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Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!

PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.

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Rock Out With My Spock Out

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".

Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.

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Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'

Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"

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crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

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