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The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts
"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"
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Marine Corps term for Infantrymen or Riflemen on the frontlines on combat.
"Let me get my bullet sponges to the front line."
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Noun. A boring, humourless person.
Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!
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The oral cavity of a male or female with no teeth. Like a sponge, it's soft, warm and wet.
Carl picked up the local toothless prostitute for a quick Hummer. For $5.00, its the best Sponge Mouth money can buy.
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An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.
A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.
Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!
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Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon
Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.
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