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the squidward twist

When you twist a guy's nuts until his voice becomes as nasally as Squidward's.

Did you hear last night Chuck got The Squidward Twist and you could hear him in the house over.

by Bobbyjohnstwinbrother January 3, 2021

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The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020


hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.

That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!

by Thcharlie January 6, 2017


soapy squidward

when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey

"bro soapy squidward was so sick"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022


Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy

"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh

by Nardothepig February 25, 2020


Sneezing squidward

When you not even hard but u still jizzing

"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"

by Wawumba June 24, 2015


mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant

"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022