a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).
Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.
When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like
!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING
Used as acknowledgement, and/or as encouragement.
"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."
"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"
Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.
Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?
Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.
Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.