boston steamer

The act of taking a shit on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but with the Boston Steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the shit.

Bitch, shut your fuckin mouth, or i'll tape you to the bed and give you a Boston Steamer.

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hidden steamer

When you go over to someone's house who you don't like, and you take a shit in their heating ducts.

When John's house starts smelling a bit rank, he'll know someone left a hidden steamer in the ducts.

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maine steamer

when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"

Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer

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connecticut steamer

Takeing a shit on someones car.

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.

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Cranked A Steamer

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

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Catalina Steamer

The act of taking a dump at the extreme leading edge of the bowl so as to avoid hitting the water thus allowing your dump to waft its aroma throuout the room.

Man, some dude tossed a Catalina Steamer and pulled the shit and split. Damn was it harsh!

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Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.

If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.

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