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Stitch Bitch

An emotionally challenged man, who was born as a woman.

Person 1 : How's your sister?
Person 3 : Shoosh! (nudgenudge)
Person 2 : She's a stitch bitch now. Won't show his face on T.V.

by ANONY June 1, 2013

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stitch up

to take care of, finish, attend to.

"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."

by ryon January 30, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


cross-stitch

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches

by CNubb July 17, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


dry stitched

while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11

your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"

by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Courtesy stitch

Similar to the โ€œhusband stitchโ€, A
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.

After having 3 pig babies, sex was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway; my doctor says I need a Courtesy Stitch to please my husband.

by Tagurit888 October 16, 2018

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pussy stitch

The female equivalent of a cock block.

Damn girl, u totally pussy stitched Claudia with those hot guys at the club last night when you mentioned her weird rash!

by Bracolbs September 26, 2015

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stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

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