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Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!
Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?
NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
A period of general crabbiness varying in intensity from cold shoulders to tantrums and destructiveness. May be caused by stress or depression. These too shall pass and the sun will shine again.
"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."
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To create a scam, or defraud somebody through an existing scam for financial gain. As in, "pull a stormpay".
"They said the Prince of Nigeria would hook me up, but once I sent the fee they pulled a storm-pay!"
"We all chipped in $50 to guy starting the Save The Kittens and Rainbows charity, then he up and pulled a storm-pay on us!"
Code name for the Soviet Unions documented, pre-planned invasion of eastern europe, and more specifically, Germany.
"The Soviets are gonna hit Germany based on the Red Storm."
"If that dude hits him, he'll get hit by a red storm."
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The raiding of freshman dorms on a college campus by students several years older in search of sexual activity or friendly acquaintances.
"Hey, wanna join us? We're gonna dorm storm any little freshmen girls we can find!"
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The Canadian equivalent of "making it rain"--throwing loonie ($1) and toonie ($2) coins as tips. May cause injury to performers.
We're hail storming at the gentlemen's club tonight
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