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When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.
Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
When you're stuck on third base or can't get past.
"Hey man I'm stuck on the third. Can u give me some tips?"
a feeling, or a way to describe a relationship that is going no where, but the people involved are too much "in love" to break up.
"Bob and Hillary have been dating for 5 years, but they'll never get married. They are so in stuck love!"
"Instead of breaking his heart, she decided to stay in their stuck love relationship."
when a lennie is trying to lick you and he falls in between the sofa and farts
lennie is stuck
how
tried to lick me
oh typical lennie
Stuck up is a person who believes they are better than everyone else. A stuck up person has high morals and won’t notice you if you look average or boring. They love attention and post selfie’s on every form of social media on a daily basis... they are obsessed with their looks and wears the latest fashion, has nice things & everyone gossips about her because of how annoying she is. You have to pretend to like her or she could ruin your life.. and reputation. Oh don’t tell her she’s wrong because she is always right... even when she is wrong that bitch be having you think you started an apocalypse cause you didn’t respond to her message after 2 mins.
You: you called me a cunt
Stuck up: you treated me like a cunt
You: you overreact and take everything too seriously, why let something small ruin our friendship?
Stuck up: *clears throat*
“it’s called the butterfly effect.. many years ago there was a story about a man.. he discovered time travel and travelled back in time to the dinosaur ages. While he was there he stepped on a butterfly and when he got back to his present time the world had completely changed and everything was different to what he was expecting. Theory being, how something so small like “stepping on a butterfly” could affect everything in such a big way. Every little thing we do makes a difference. So because you treated me like a dog, you probably just got Australia blown up.”
You: you’re fucked.
Stuck up: actually, I haven’t had sex in 3 weeks.
*you give up*
A motivation song by U2. Often used to cheer your buddies who has a bad day; but not for fat people, because the lyrics can be misconstrued as an insult.
Poor Bono. When Oprah laments about her weight gain, all he wanted to do was break into the song, "Stuck In A Moment" to cheer her up... Alas, he knew better... took her to a nice restaurant instead.
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when someone is really into someone of the opposite sex and has a blank mind when around that person.
Girl ( boy) you got me stuck on stupid. kind of like you got me twisted in the game and all the cool poitns are out of the window.
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