stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.

Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”

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honey stump

The last slice of bread toasted with honey and butter

"hey nicole can i have a honey stump"

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Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

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Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

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patrick stump

Lead singer of punk ass sexifyed OMGaaaahhhhh band Fall Out boy

He has side burns that could warm anyone up

He looks like My friend jack *dances*

www.falloutboyrock.com

Example: patrick stump is like so HAAAAAAAAWWWT. When you hear anyone say this (and you will) they are on about the singer from Fall out boy

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Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.

"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"

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Stump Grinding

Having sex with a man with a small penis, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.

Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.

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