Full face sunglasses on top of clip on sunglasses on top of sunglasses
The triple sunglasses is useful if you want to look at the sun without going blind.
Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.
Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses
1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.
Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"