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to make out in a risque way (place, time, etc.)
Andy and I pinky swore in the back of the shed during strike.
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When some one is asked to swear to god but is obviously not telling the truth they add the unneeded ith at the end so they are not lying to god.
"hey i heard you won the lottery Jerry is that true." "Yeah its true." "swear to god?" "swear to godith.
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A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.
This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.
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When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly
Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right
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For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:
- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.
If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."
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Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
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When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.
Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.
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