The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
a mink who chews chewing gum loudly with their mouth open, occasionally blows bubbles, and takes it out their mouth and swings it round their finger like a helicopter.
nah she's a pure chewny swinger man
Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.
They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.
Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.
Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.
watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.
NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!
she a wood swinger
A person who is participating in a swingers party..
An example of the word is: I really let myself go wild when im Swingering with other likeminded Swingers..
Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.
"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."
When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”