T-Rexxed

When you see someone you don't particularly want to see, you freeze in place and stand perfectly still and, by some miracle, they walk by without noticing you.

"I was in a bar when I saw the girl I just ghosted walk toward me. I couldn't ditch, so I T-Rexxed and she walked right by me. Dude, it don't know how, but it works!"

"I saw my boss walking toward me down the hall, I instantly T-Rexxed and it was like I vaporized.

T-Rex Todd

He saw what you did there.

Did you just see T-Rex Todd?

Yeah he saw what I did there.

you fist like a T-Rex

You dont fist the pussy good enough.

"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"

T-Rex Teeth

Gummy, well-packed teeth.

"shes got t-rex teeth"

T-Rex head

Someone who resolves most confrontation through biting

Oh god the horror, Grace just hit that kids face off when he called her a smellbag. What a T-Rex head.

T-Rex head

When someone’s really aggressive but have nothing to back it up like the noble T-Rex’s stubby arms. Also they might bite you.

Wow did you see Grace the other day when she couldn’t win the fight she bit her, what a T-Rex head.

t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.

i have such a t-rex stand