Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...

Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.

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Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

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cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

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cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

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Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.

Danny is a cooch-pirate.

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Cooch Knocking

1. Engaging in sexual intercourse
2. The art of falling down the stairs, butt first, for a female

She was so drunk last night that she bruised her ass cooch knocking.

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Sugar cooch

1. Something you call someone if they in return call you honey nipples.

2. A tasty, sugary-like vagina.

1. "Hey sugar cooch!"

"Hey honey nipples!"

2. Oh dude, last night, I ate this girl out and she had such a sugar cooch, it tasted like mama's sugar cookies!

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