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Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.
W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.
M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
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A woman (occasionally a man) who isn't a hooker or escort but rather is a sugarbaby with multiple sugardaddy or sponsor that are giving her an allowance for sex. These women delude themselves in to thinking they're not being paid for sex though the men are traditionally old enough to be their fathers or even grand-fathers in certain instances. Once they get a taste of the ease of money, many move from having 1 sugardaddy to multiple, blurring the lines of prostitution thus "baby hookers" or a "baby hook".
Tony: I met a new girl named Crystal last week and we're in an arrangement.
David: Me too! I though I was the only sugardaddy she had, she must be a baby hook
A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
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Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.
Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'
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The act of placing velcro on one's penis and having sex with the intention of getting caught on her pubic hair on the way out. Much in the same way batman's grappling hook works.
Matt- dude i tried to do the bat hook with janice today
Joe- sweet man what happened?
Matt- worked like a charm i coulda repelled down that shit.
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A man who makes extremely bahahahaha jokes and makes everyone giggle when he says something or does anything funny, classical laughter and very contagious laughs when the term Saxon Hook is used.
Lance has made a funny he can been seen as doing a Saxon Hook
Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Girl 2: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."
"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."
"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!"