Airplane Talker

1. A person who stands within the confines of your personal space bubble (causing extreme discomfort) to hold an ordinary conversation, like someone sitting next to you on an airplane would.

2. A person who speaks louder than the current conversation calls for, as if they are trying to talk over a plane's engines.

1. Your friend, over there, is a total airplane talker.

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Stalker Talkers

Two people the are stalking each other. Their usually found in Chat Rooms, talking very sexually suggestively to each other. Often talking in obsure sexual innuendoes understood only by them.
See: stalker stalking

We're such Stalker Talkers,
Him:maybe we should find a place to root downand see how deenalicious you really are my destiny.
Her:Ohh yes my spotsaneed, your on top again.......ohhh lmao

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Soccer Talker

One who often talks about being able to complete a feat but never actually proves himself. A Soccer Talker will often make excuses as to why he cannot show his skill on that particular day in an effort to deter one from finding out that he does not posses the skills he claims he has.

Ex1. Karifala claims he can play soccer better than anyone, yet he will not play a single game with us; he is such a Soccer Talker.

Ex2. Karifala is sure he can beat Matt in a race, yet he cannot even jump up and down five times in a row without getting winded; what a Soccer Talker.

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Mob Talker

Someone who carelessly walks on a street talking on his/her mobile phone without paying any attention to whats going on around him/her( Including people walking around him/her,stop/walk sign near traffic signals) A mob talker will probably not even realize that an ambulance just passed by.

Jenny is a real mob talker.
Mob talking on her way to the office Jenny almost got ran over by a truck.

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Shine Talker

Related to Shine me On

telling lies

Gilding the lily

Excessive exaggerating

Used in the 60's and 70's

Politicians are almost always Shine Talkers - they can't stop telling lies.

What a Shine talker - he ain't that good getting all that

Don't Jive me man -Hey don't keep shining me on.
Man what a Shine Talker

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hostage talker

Someone who starts a conversation with you when in fact you have no wish to speak to them, then talks for ages without giving you an opportunity to excuse yourself without appearing rude.

Hostage talkers either enjoy making you uncomfortable or are completely oblivious to the fact that they are not wanted. People likely to be hostage talkers are mothers, younger brothers, bosses or people to whom you owe money.

Dave: Why isn't Mike here yet?
Steve: I think he ran into Linda in the hallway.
Dave: Damn, then he'll be ages. She's a hostage talker.

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food talker

One who maintains conversation while eating. Doing both only half as good as they deserve.

"That (insert name here) is such a food talker!"

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