dog tax

In the dogspotting society group on Facebook, when requesting photos or videos of the dogs of other users, you generally include a photo or video of a/your dog as a form of tax, a give and take of sorts.

Can I see your sleepy doggos? Photo of my pup Connor included for dog tax.

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Guilt tax

Guilt tax is the unspoken guilty feeling one has when they are recipients of a generous gift, and mostly likely, have failed to reciprocate at the equal level. The guilt tax is especially high during the holidays when wealthier parents or friends give lavish gifts.

Karen to sister Beth: "Oh my gosh, Mom got me this expensive bracelet for Hannukah and all I got her was a pepper mill."
Beth: "Too bad for you! You're going to be paying the guilt tax for months!"

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Google Tax

The wages and productivity lost to organizations due to employees goofing off on Google during work hours.

"Our company's Google Tax is estimated to be nine percent of total payroll."

Waifu Tax

It is the financial expenditures one must undertake in order to prove one's love and admiration for a particular waifu. Such expenditures may consist of sexy body pillows, figures of your Waifu in a bikini, posters of your waifu in a bikini, etc.

Otaku 1: I spent 600 dollars to get a Rias Gremory body pillow, wedding dress figure, and exclusive charachter poster.

Otaku 2: I understand my brother... that's quite the waifu tax you paid.

Idiot Tax

A voluntary tax that is quite popular, usually used for education. The Idiot Tax may be paid in $1, $2, $5 or $10 increments but combinations are possible. The greater the idiot one is, the greater the tax one pays. Idiot Tax receipts can be scratch-off or have a combination of numbers. Also known as the lottery.

There are poeple who come into the store who pay $50-60/week in Idiot Tax.

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Stupid Tax

The price you pay for ignorance.

"Dude, I just got conned!"
"NP bro, you just paid your stupid tax. Live and learn."

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smash tax

when one, maybe numerous, nights a girl lives at your residence without paying rent, she is subject to the smash tax, an unobligated unemotional act in which the woman is forced to pay her monthly dues through sex and lubes.

1. Ya, that chicks been crashin' on my couch for a week, shes owes me a solid.
2. I've been chillin at my house for the last two months and my sisters bestfriend moved in. She uses up all the hot water, and runs up the bills, and shes not payin rent, shes due on the smash tax

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