Emily (Taylors verison): wanna listen to Taylor Swift
Me: get the fuck out of my face
You either hate her or love her. You CANNOT be in the middle.
Girl 1: Hey have you heard Taylor Swift’s new album?
Girl 2: ohmygod it’s the best thing EVER
Girl 3: BLECHH!
A phenomenal singer/songwriter whos music has literally saved my life. She is THE MUSIC INDUSTRY and the exact definition of talent. If you have nothing nice to say about her.... nobody needs to hear it. She went from country to pop to indie and back again and did it "swiftly ". She is 32 and was born in west reading in 1989 hence the title of her 100% pop album. STREAM RED TAYLORS VERSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Seriously the album is good i swear. :)
Taylor Swift's evermore got nominated for a grammy
A woman who makes music for girls who give toothy head, aka the “music industry”
Did you hear Taylor Swift is dating (insert popular male who she’s dating for clout)?
Really?!??!!!?
Taylor Swift aka the music industry
-Hey do you know how is Taylor Swift?
- Yes omg, she is the music industry
Taylor Swift, the basic white girl who makes music that isn't as good as everyone turns it out to be. All her fans are apart of a cult full of little white girls that only care about Taylor. She has a dry voice and poor stage presence.
Person1: Do you know who Taylor Swift is?
Person 2: Yes, Tayble is a flop!