Teacher

1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day

2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane

God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.

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teacher

"Educator" Dick-holes who:
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.

Dedicated Student: "Why is my 5-page essay reported as 'missing'?"

Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"

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Teacher

Someone who takes pleasure in controlling children because they have no control over anything else in their life

Teachers are losers

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Teacher

Teachers suck, like really. They get you in trouble for no reason, and are 100 percent big gay.

Do teachers suck?
Yes, yes they do.

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teacher

a dumb stupidas kike who could care less about their students because their life at home sucks balls, they go along with the schools rules and try to piss teens off in high school

"my teacher is a fuckin bitch, she made me turn my shirt inside out"

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Teacher

They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.

1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.

2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!

3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.

1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*

2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!

3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"

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Teacher

A CHeaTer is a TeaCHer when we swap the CH & T or when they swap their degree for the job of being a PRESENTATION READER

I know you're a teacher because you didn't get a job anywhere else even with a ME degree

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