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I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX
"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"
Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.
“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”
Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.
"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"
The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
Tonight babe, were doing the TEAPOT!
A person who is a source of tea/drama
Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip
an instrument of torture and a divine artifact of the teapot clan
holy crap jamal! kyle just pulled out the teapot!
A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!