Ted Cruise

A vacation you take while your constituents haven’t had power, water or heat, and are freezing to death.

Ted Cruz took a Ted Cruise

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Ted Cruz

Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's

"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "

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Bill and Ted

Two excellent dudes who past history and saved the world.

Guy 1: "Which Bill and Ted masterpiece do we watch first? Excellent Adventure or Bogus Journey?"
Guy 2: "Excellent Journey!"

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Ted Nugent

When you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe finally you think you got it. 10 minutes later you realize you got to go back and wipe again. You wipe and wipe and wipe. Then to make double shure you don't have to come back in 10 more minutes you give a little push. Then a tiny little piece of shit pops out and you have to start all over. That annoying piece of shit is a Ted Nugent.

This Ted Nugent gave me some cat scratch fever.

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Ted Cruz

An alien trying to pass itself off as human.

"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."

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ted cruz

This man ATE MY SON

TED CRUZ ATE MY SON AAAAAAA

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Ted Cruz

Accidentally liking/sharing a porn post on social media.

"Ah man, I just pulled a Ted Cruz with that MILF stepmom video.

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