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When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.
I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.
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Australian term, often used by the media, to describe the collective opinion of the everyday Australians to the conduct and reputation of public figures such as elected officials and celebrities, or to current events. In many cases "the pub test" is a device employed by journalists to invoke the "temperature" of an issue among the general public, without actually engaging with members of the public. In other cases, journalists may canvas the patrons of a pub in order to elicit public opinion, while also providing a humorous flavour to their story by including quotes from or footage of inebriated patrons.
The general consensus is that deputy prime minister's decision to leave his wife and children for a young woman on his staff, failed the 'pub test' among most Australians.
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By all that's normal in nature, a woman will have a lower test level than a man.
Some kid from Cartoon Network with flaming hair that has a talking dog, keeps breaking in to their sister's lab and always yells.
Johnny Test: TO THE LAB!!!
Me: Stop yelling.
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When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.
I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.
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A test that will most likely fuck you over.
Lets hope your not a pot head (pssh yeah right)
Kid:Where are we going?
Parent:Your going to get drug tested.
Kid's mind:FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!
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(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together
"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."