Random
Source Code
Random
The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.
Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.
When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.
1👍 1👎
Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard
A bullet wound.
Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.
"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat