Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

thanksgiving music

does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.

“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”

Thanksgiving elbow

The fat roll that hangs down past the elbow.

"Naw man, we ain't eatin there she ain't got that Thanksgiving Elbow. You can tell she can't cook."

Black Thanksgiving

An occasion/event that is attended by many African-Americans where cultural norms, etiquette and personal boundaries cease to exist. Behavior is random and arbitrary with frequent outbursts and expression of intense emotion.

Jaquita: Girl friend, you going to Tyrel's crib to watch the NBA all-star game ?

Shontel: Hell yeah girl...it's gonna be a black thanksgiving !!

Jacquita: Word.

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thanksgiving dinner

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.

"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."

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The Thanksgiving Stuffer

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.

I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

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Thanksgiving 2

A holliday celebrated on the fourth thursday of every may.
For people who want thanksgiving more than once in a year.

Who's coming for thanksgiving 2 ?

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