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2000-2003/4 (depending on who you ask)
"oh Jimmy was born on January 2001, he was born in the early 2000s"
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the act where a 60+ year old male gets a job at a pre school then proceeds to poop in a sock and whip little girls with his own shit sock until they pass out and he takes them home in his white van and ties them up in his basement
bro my little sister just got the grandpa joe 2000!
When You attach a girls toes to a large drill, then put your dick in her toes than start the drill, creating an orgasmic experience
Kathy game me the toe twister 2000 last night and it was better than any foot job I’ve ever gotten from a slut
Any show from the 2000s decade. Any show that also aired in the late 1990s but continued auring in the 2000s counts too (for example, Will & Grace aired in 1998, but had more episodes in the 2000s, making it part of the 2000s decade mostly).
The most notable 2000s shows include Breaking Bad, The Office, SpongeBob SquarePants, Family Guy, South Park, Doctor Who (2005), Will & Grace, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, The Sopranos, Malcolm in the Middle, Six Feet Under, Dexter and Supernatural.
I hate when people tell me Family Guy is a 90s TV show just because it aired in 1999. While it technically is, it's mostly a 2000s TV show considering how it aired most of its episodes in the 2000s. That would be like saying The Simpsons is an 80s TV show even though the first episode aired in December of 1989 and the majority of the episodes aired in the 1990s.
Someone born in 2002/2003, who actually remembers the 2000s (and even spent some of their core childhood in the 2000s yet spent half or more of their childhood in the 2010s) unlike someone born in 2006 going like ''I WUS TREE IN 2009 IM A 2000Z KID'' even though they really wouldn't remember much of that decade if anything at all (while spending basically almost their entire childhood in the 2010s).
2006 born: "IM A HONERERY 2000Z KID''
2003 born: ''But weren't you like 3 when the 2000s ended? What could you possibly remember from the 2000s?''
2006 born: ''......''
2003 born: ''Yeah exactly. You see, childhood is 2/3-12. I spent half of my childhood in the 2000s, therefore I am an honorary 2000s kid. You, on the other hand, are a pure 2010s kid.''
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Someone born from 1994-1998. Meaning they turned 5-9 before 2004. Generally these people are on the cusp of both Millennials (1994-1996) and Gen Z (1997-1998) and are confused what generation they fit in. Reason being that they experienced both cultural trends leftover of the 90's and new trends from the 2000's growing up. Another term for this group is called Zillenials
Person born in 1992: When were you born?
Person born in 1997: 1997.
Person born in 1992: OH so you're an early 2000s kid. We probably had similar upbringings.
Person born in 1997: Yeah you're right! Dial up was the worst.
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We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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