January 4th

The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.

"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"

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November 4th

Be drunk. Even at school stumble around or act crazy!😋

“ What’s wrong?” “ it’s November 4th be drunk day?”

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march 4th

National ask your crush out day.

Person 1 "hey i like you do you want to go out with me?"
Person 2 "why would I"
Person 1 "because it is march 4th National ask your crush out day."
Person 2 " oh ok, then"

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November 4th

The day you get to hug a person who's name starts with the Letter S

Person 1:Hey Suleyka can I give you a hug?
Person 2: Sure but why?
Person 1: it’s November 4th!!

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July 4th

Independence Day

The Independence celabration happened on July 4th because the horses were to slow to make it happen on the same day as the signing of the document on July 1st. Therefore it took place on July 4th, to give the horses enough time to get to California.

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4th of July

The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.

Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!

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4th January

4th January is the official “get a boyfriend/girlfriend day”.

Your crush has to ask you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend - if they don’t they aren’t worth it

“It’s 4th January?”
“So?”
“Do you wanna be my girlfriend”

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