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An Asian male who has defined, muscular abdominal muscles that look like the subdivided parts of a chocolate bar.
The guys in the Korean pop group Big Bang have sexy chocolate abs.
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Honest Abe is a term used to announce that you are about to, or are in the process of releasing a silent but deadly fart.
While driving home Mark yelled out "Honest Abe" allowing me ample time to roll down my window. He really is a stand up guy.
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when a guy shows off his abs and they are so sizzling hot you could fry an egg on them.
Dude, I go to that church everyday to show these bitches my ab skillet.
or
I'm not moving a a single inch until you show me your ab skillet.
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When someone is skinny enough to have visibly no fat on their stomach but instead muscles which turn out to be 6 pack abs.
Person 1: Dude your mad skinny
Person 2: Yea I know but i got mad abs *lifts shirt*
Person 1: OH SHIT!
Person 2: Skinny abs FTW!
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When some one, usually a young guy, has a visible six pack solely due to the lack of any body fat at all. Not buff, just skinny.
Girl: Ohh my god, he has such a good body!
Other Girl: Shut up, those are skin abs, he's really just a twiglit.
A condition experienced when one plays the game "Angry Birds", "Angry Birds Seasons", or "Angry Birds Rio" too much.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
"Man, my AB Fingers are messing with my school work, I can barely write anything!"
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
The ab lobster is a creature found in Jersey clubs, constantly pointing to his abs which are exposed by his unbuttoned black shirt. The abs are airbrushed for more definition. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out his defintion. If photographed in his natural environment, the ab lobster will give a blank stare with pouty lips. Has no respect for lines. Waits for no one. Can quickly turn on his friends when a blond, tanned, girl with a high and tight ass is seen. Calls dibs on everything. Listens to Lady Ga ga at the gym. Crybates during the day. Claims to have best abs on the east coast. Cousins with the LA Doosh.
I saw this ab lobster in the men's room arguing over the cologne with the bathroom attendant. He took the cool water and used it all on his abs and fly. Then claimed he was the inspiration for Slater on saved by the bell.
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