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*A citizen of America.
*A person living in America.
*A person having the personality of an american.
By nature, an american is a good person rife with spirit, and is compassionate about wanting to make something of his/her life.
"I'm an american, dammit!"
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Those idiots that think that Europe is a country, not a continent.
American: Bro I went to Europe last week and it was awesome!
Me: Where did you go?
American: I went to Europe, genius.
Me: You fucking idiot...
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*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.
"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.
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Something you do not fuck with!
Ted: Holy shit is he american?
He: Your fucking right I am!
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1. Greatest Beings On Earth
2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people
3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet.
4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them.
5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc.
6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life
7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries)
8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.
1. Briton: Wow, who is that amazing bloke who's just reeking with brilliance?
Bystander: "Why, it must be an American!"
2. Briton: FECKIN' AMERICANS BEIN' ALL FREE, WHO ARE THEY TO HAVE MONEY AND POWER COS THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE TODAY?
American: Well, not being socialists helped...
3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay!"
American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life."
4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him!"
American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people*
Briton: "OYE FUCK YOU YA LYING BASTARD!"
5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty"
American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school."
6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?"
Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..."
7. See #3 and #4
8. See all
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Some of them are smart, attractive, normal people...
Ohers are fat,ugly and stupid as a sock
Good at beliveing almost anything and making up lies.
Americans are normally found to be of all ethnicities but are mainy stereotyped as Christians.
Person 1 - Hey look it's an american!
Person 2 - Is it fat?
Person 1 - Nope.
Person 2 - Oh, i thought they were all fat...
Person 1 - Apparently not.
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A nationality of people from the continent America, mainly used when refering to those from the USA. Although the country was colonized very recently in comparison to the civilised world. As reflected in their people, the country rapidly grew in size to become one of the largest presences in the modern world, this was mainly due to the over indulgence in the vast resources pilfered from around them.
The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands.
From the lips of a Briton:
"We have done some bad things in our time, we sent our criminals to Austrailia, and our stupid people to America. Unfortunately, it was found that a great number of convicts were later found to have not commited the crime."
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